It also appears on 20 Fingers' second self-titled studio album and on Gillette's debut solo album, On the Attack. The tune was a global success, particularly in France and Italy, where it was a number-one hit. It also reached number three in Germany, number four in Australia, number six in Austria and the Wallonia region of Belgium, and number seven in the Netherlands and New Zealand. This single, which involves a woman mocking the size of a man's penis, was also released in a toned down version replacing the word "dick" with "short" the song was also released under the censored title "Short Short Man". So we decided a song that turned the tables on men might attract some attention. Billboard described the song as a "goofy dance novelty single" and added that "comical female rants on the shortcomings of a lover are woven into a rigid groove.
I have to say, it felt like I was living inside an episode of Sex and the City. His dick is like a gherkin! Like most women, I carry around my own small-penis story, to be shared at moments precisely like this. It was a few years ago I've changed a few small details to protect his identity , and I had a crush on a year-old filmmaker who frequented the bar I worked in. I went, and actually got butterflies in my stomach while watching him on the big screen. Look how cute he looks, moving around, and saying things like that! But then came the scene where his character made a joke about having a small dick.
Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man. Don't want no short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't. Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Eeny weeny, teeny weeny. Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?
Penises are a lot like snowflakes, in that no one is the same. There are big ones, small ones, medium ones, curvy ones, girthy ones, and, well, you get the point. So, TBH, there are lots and lots and lots of different shapes and sizes. With that said, though, the average penis size is 3. But does size actually, really matter in the bedroom?