Look at that. The missing evidence in the Kelner case. My God! He was innocent! Mayor : Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. That's my policy.
Know another quote from Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!?
Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy. Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy. You killed five actors! Good ones! Frank: Look, Ed. Ludwig was the only one besides us who knew Nordberg was still alive.
Some of his most well-known and often-quoted lines came from his roles as the hapless Dr. Rumack in 's "Airplane! Frank Drebin in "The Naked Gun" comedies. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Mainheimer: It's a terrible thing that's happened here, Lieutenant. I do hope you will find the people responsible. Frank Drebin: I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.